Sunday, February 21, 2010

Steven Seagal in Paws of Death

One of my favorite pastimes is heckling movies. I was a big fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000, and I like to carry on the tradition of that show by making fun of bad films. Speaking of bad films, Steven Seagal has made many of them. This is a fake movie poster that I made. I figured, "What if Seagal and Air Bud teamed up?" They both star in bad, direct-t0-video movies. Seems possible. Plus, it's about time Seagal did a dog movie.

Interesting fact: At the bottom of the poster, you'll see a small pic of Lightning Bolt Energy Drink. This is Steven Seagal's official energy drink. With Goji berries. Seriously.


  1. Thank you for the comments. My favorite part is the really fake-looking paw sitting atop the huge gun. It makes me laugh every time I look at it.